Every now and then I get to attend a ‘secret screening’ – an advanced screening of a movie where we don’t know what it is until the BFFC rating screen appears. Speculation is rife ahead of this, and while I think Triple 9 is a decent movie, that kind of build up just killed the whole thing for me – thankfully it wasn’t The Witcher (or Grimsby) but half the audience reacted with, “What?”
What indeed. 999 is the UK emergency (ie 911) number, but in the States it’s the code for ‘officer down’, and also – apparently – drop everything and come running, all ye fellow cops. Cos that ain’t ever going to be a bad idea, right?
The problem I had with this movie was the pace. It is s-l-o-w, and I just wasn’t in the mood for that. Building tension, okay, alright, but… sheesh. So we have some criminals, and some dirty cops, and some other bloke(s), and then there’s the Russian mob (wait, what?) and some weird family stuff, and… yeah
The tension ratchets up as the movie goes along, but the title if nothing else really signposts where we’re heading. And while the amazing cast – Chiwetel Ejiofor, Casey Affleck (really turning into his big bro!), Anthony Mackie, Kate Winslet (oy, that hair!!), and really just every character a big name – all do very very well, overall I just wasn’t, well, thrilled.
And thus we have a weekend of a pretty bad movie that entertained me, and a pretty decent movie that didn’t quite. Go figure.
Released: 19th February 2016
Viewed: 6th February 2016 (advanced screening)
Running time: 115 minutes
My rating: 6.5/10 – probably deserves the 7, but it was a little slow