“It was the middle of an ice storm, the wind howling across the frozen moat to hurl hailstones against the walls of the castle and its tightly shuttered windows.”
As the younger sister, Princess Anya has few desires beyond being allowed to study in the castle library. But, of course, things never quite go to plan, and when Anya promises her big sister that she will find a way to turn her more recent beau back into a prince (after the Duke, their stepstepfather (their stepmother having remarried after the death of the King), turns him into a frog) she soon finds herself on a Quest with a capital ‘Q’!
Can she find the ingredients needed for a reverse transmogrification potion? Can she avoid capture by the evil Duke, determined to claw his way fully onto the throne? Accompanied by the most loyal of Royal (and thus talking, of course!) dogs, Ardent, plus a few other companions she finds along the way, Anya is determined to do her best.
I really wanted to love this book. I mean the title, the name of this blog – surely a match made in heaven? I knew going in that it was aimed at younger readers, but other books aimed at a similar age – I’m thinking Terry Pratchett’s Tiffany Aching series – have swept me up, and I adored the author’s more famous works, Sabriel, Lirael, etc. Alas, Frogkisser! slants younger still, and I just couldn’t quite engage with it at all.
I found the whole thing perhaps a little too long for what it was, and several of the elements felt more distracting from the meat of the story rather than adding to it. For instance, there’s a whole set of characters based around other fairy tales, but with a ‘twist’ – and it didn’t just fall flat for me, but felt a little forced and silly. The supporting cast all tend to be quite daft and one-dimensional, too, and while some of that is obviously on purpose, it just lacked even the tiniest hint of sophistication that my too-grown-up brain was perhaps unfairly demanding.
On the plus side, Anya is a lovely character: strong and determined and intelligent, but with all the flaws that make her human and ‘real’ and not just a perfect wish-fulfilment character. I’d love a generation of little girls – and boys! – to admire Anya rather than most Disney-esque heroines. And of course, in this book, it is very much the Princess rescuing the (Frog) Prince – there’s always room for that!
So, while not quite my cup of tea, this is a sweet little book. The language is perhaps a little more advanced than the age group it seems aimed at, but again, no bad thing to have a heroine with a love of learning in a book that perhaps teaches a bit as it entertains.
NetGalley eARC: 389 pages / 36 chapters
First published: 2017
Read from 22nd February – 1st March 2017
My rating: 6/10, with the acknowledgement that I am several decades over the target audience age