With things going so badly wrong every time they do anything with Jurassic Park (1993 onwards), it’s not entirely surprising that the imminent destruction by volcano of Isla Nublar and all of its dinosaur inhabitants is met with something of, “Well, no bad thing?!” Series legend Jeff Goldblum even pops up briefly to tell everyone why it’s time to let the terrible lizards go back to extinction.
But, some don’t agree: aren’t these endangered animals just as worth saving as, say, pandas or elephants? Claire Dearing (Bryce Dallas Howard) certainly thinks so, and with the help of John Hammond’s millionaire former partner (James Cromwell) sets off on a rescue mission. Of course, no one is going to be able to handle raptor Blue apart from her old handler, Owen Grady (Chris Pratt), so better rope him in too.
To be honest, I wasn’t massively impressed with the predecessor to this, Jurassic World (2015), and thought that this sequel was likely to be absolutely awful. Perhaps going in with those low expectations helped, though, as this turned out to be a lot of fun! Some of the poor choices – gender roles, in particular – have been fixed a bit, so there’s certainly less to complain about.
And on the other side of the coin, there’s enough to be happy about: dinosaurs! Bigger, cleverer, eviler dinosaurs! Evil megalomaniacs! Plucky kid (actually, could always do without that…)! And Toby Jones doing something of a Trump impression, in hair and a-hole-ness, at least 😉
The ‘unique’ selling point here is taking the dinosaurs off the island and into more familiar settings. It sort of works, and allows for scenes of lava destruction that scared me more than the beasties, tbh! There’s also an ‘other’ plot thread, which I don’t want to spoil, but quite frankly was a bit over sign-posted and set up with great importance that didn’t really pay off. Get back to the dinosaurs, already!!
There are also a lot of points in the movie which I’m sure are meant as honorable nods to the first film and others, but while one or two might work, there were just a few too many repetitions.
Overall: as mindless popcorn fun, this was a lot better than I was expecting. I had too much fun to be too harsh with the scoring!
Released: 6th June 2018
Viewed: 3rd July 2018
Running time: 128 minutes
My rating: 7/10